Hen Weekends Cockney London Quiz

Test your hen night cockney banter. Have fun! In order to get your special prize, you must answer all the following correctly.

1. You are in an Eastend bar with your hen party getting the drinks in, but the barman doesn't understand you when you ask for a bacardi! What should you have asked for?

A Laurel and Hardy
A Penn and Teller
A Happy Monday
An Alvin Stardust

2. You are meeting up with the other hen's in the bath tub before a big night out. Where are you headed?

The restaurant
The mall
The pub
The sauna

3. You try to get into a club but you're not allowed in because you're too 'Brahms and Liszt'! What's the best action to take

Punch the doorman
Talk with an Essex accent
Drink lots of coffee
Get there a bit earlier next time

4. You are on your way to the Karsey Moilet when you feel the need to wallace and grommit. So you should:

Head for the podium and strut your stuff
Make use of a large flowerpot around the corner
Buy some clay and a book on stock-frame animation
Find your dream man and take this opportunity to introduce yourself

5. A guy at the bus stop comments that you've got a great pair of Scooby Doos. You should:

Thank him for the compliment
Slap him for being cheeky
Die of embarrasement
Check your mascara

6. You are on your way out when you notice it's all Pleasure and Pain outside. What should you remember?

Your dog
A bowl of fresh fruit
Your camera
Your umbrella

7. There's a Dame Judy in the back of your cab on the way home, it might be best to:

Ask whether she minds you sharing her cab and compliment her on her great acting abilities
Open a window
Eat it
Call the police and hope for a reward

8. It was a great night, you get out of the taxi, then you realise you've forgotten ya Cheddars. Time to:

Pop back to the corner shop and get some more
Ring your mate to borrow their couch for the night
Make substitutes out of fimo
Get the taxi driver to take you to the cashpoint

9. If you are the Baked Bean of the hen party, that means that:

You think Skegness is in Scotland
You were the one who did the extra 10 seconds in the tanning booth
You are the hen queen
You live in a tin and cover yourself with tomato ketchup at every opportunity

10. At your hen party, when you need to order some more Slammers and Chicken Wings, you should try and attract the attention of the... (HINT: Remember your cockney accent in this one!)

Bouncer
Hot potato
Whole restaurant! I am an attention seeker
Good looking man I can see at the next table

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